A hilarious overview of the methods people use to get even with big business, government and enemies. These dirty tricks range from the simple to the elaborate. George Hayduke has 23 books on Goodreads with ratings. George Hayduke’s most popular book is Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks. Don’t Get Mad, Get Even has 8 ratings and 0 reviews: Published May 1st by Citadel, pages, Paperback.
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Moral persuasion doesn’t turn red ink to black and a friendship refuses to balance things. One of my milder friends gets back at club or disco bars with bad entertainment and heavy cover charges by pasting public hair on the mouths of women pictured on promo posters promting the band or singers.
Anyway, if you think the CIA doesn’t have a sense of humor, you should see the early issue of “CIA Comix, ” their infamous illustrated manual for mayhem and murder that was given to Contra terrorist down there to show them how to do illegal things to the legally elected government of Nicaragua.
I’m proud to be the friend of the meanest man in the world. The station owner will be in REAL trouble if you do that. They used propane torches. Take their letterhead logo either to your printer or to a copy machine to make new, blank letterhead.
These books are especially good friends: Along with the photo, put some advertising slogans like “You can’t beat our meat,” or “Get your rocks off here,” or, “If you think this looks like fun, ask our clerk about the daily special.
Here’s how Billy Bea does it. This is an excellent handbook by a very professional private investigator. I know that may sound stupid, but some would-be tricksters are gabby. Nov 02, Bill rated it really liked it.
To complete the usual occupational trivia, let me report that George Hayduke has earned his keep as a laborer, minister, aircraft pilot, photographer, store detective, newspaper reporter, gun dealer, demolition man, public relations consultant, and now, as a full-time tosspot and Official Curmudgeon of the Ambrose Bierce Institute. What will we do with them all? These gutless wimps surrendered to our enemy in the battle for freedom. Or, see if the salesperson will let you drive the car to the bank to get loan money.
Do work and salary make you free? Smith, the definition of a real loser is a Democrat who gets junk mail with the postage due. Our contributor was constantly bombarded with phone calls, mail and visits by M.
Books by George Hayduke (Author of Get Even)
Hold bet bag over the cat’s back and run the open end along the fur as you pretend to pet it. Send him or her a condom filled with mayonnaise and include this note: Carla says that in most states you can legally seize gently, please any dog that sets paw on your property. Add a bit of water and within fifteen minutes the stuff expands and become hard as Sheetrock. I am sure you can imagine the rest of the conversation if the mark has never been to the community in question.
A good way to poison the old neighborhood well, as it were.
Paperbackpages. Big, big repair bills as well as frustration for the repair person, as most don’t spot the trickery. His sign is a foot square and he slaps them right in the driver’s vision zone of the windshield of the offending parked vehicle. The statue of limitations of the state involved make it impossible for me to relate precisely what was done to 1 picketing group’s leaders, 2 that local Catholic Church, 3 its priest, and, 4 the haydukw police chief.
Hospital orderlies haul these loads during their hagduke rounds. The Art and Science of Embalming. Search the history of over billion web pages on the Internet. Most guys really run their logic circuits on overload if they think they’re going to score for this natural biological weakness which occurs in the male species. Soon your mark will be buried in unwanted advertising. Chris Schaefer asks if realistic decals could be made that would watch your community’s egen meter windows.
Books by George Hayduke
Skull thought of other ways. As you know, chain letters are quite illegal, but you will still follow through with this plan by sending copies to the letter to your friends, who are the postmaster general of the United States, the U.
Carla says most pounds don’t have the time or inclination to identify individual animals, thus forcing the owner to personally drive in to look over the catch of the day.
Some laundry detergents are a green or blue powder. Katie rated it really liked it Apr 20, Halloween was our one night to get even and usually did.
Oh, did I mention that our hero was clearing post the next day? It is an inspirational story that brings lumps to my eyes and tears to my throat. Calling into one of my talk shows, he said, “I do it for my girlfriend a lot and she always falls for it. Next, secure the plates in place again, only this time use Hajduke to seal the bond so that the screws are just cosmetic.
Get Even : The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks
Buy a bunch of these condemned prisoners and hold them as your guest until You’ve been fire haydule insulted by the idiot boss of a bar or restaurant, or you got a lousy meal there. Include in the classified ad that this is a “coming home party for some righteous brother who’s just gotten out of the joint. Damage expencive office equipment.